My Master of Fine Arts degree is actually in writing poetry. In other words, I actually have a piece of paper that certifies I am a poet. Have you ever heard of anything more ridiculous in your life?

I have reams and reams of the stuff. But for now, here’s just a tiny sampling. You probably won’t like it, and that’s OK, because this little bit isn’t very representative either. I just happened to have it handy!



Actual serious poems.


The Sunday Poem

I try to post poems on Sundays on the blog.


Roleplaying Verses

I used to be heavily into roleplaying online, and I played a bard. Which meant improvising a lot of verse.